Today I gave my last final for the semester, and several of my students brought me presents (super sweet). Most were chocolate (yes, please), and among one of my chocolate bundles I discovered the cutest chocolate lumps of coal (can lumps of coal be cute? can I use this many parentheses in one paragraph?) Now if chocolate lumps of coal appeal to my sweet tooth, the above ceramic lumps of coal appeal to my art tooth. These need to be on my mantel. They are available for purchase here.
These are my chocolate coal. Notice that I have already eaten one.